Thought blue was appropriate.
Crashed out earlier. Ironically I was woken up by heavy rain....
Hub had got kids sorted for bed...I was oblivious...dosed up with Vick probably!
Wandered downstairs...sleepy with pj's on to be greeted by 'Flood.'
Well, I'm now completely reassured; basically we all die, unless we work for 'COBRA' or some secret security agency...or, oh yes, forgot to mention, you've got a chance if you are Deputy PM..better still, if you are the PM.. you are in Australia and not even here!
Reassuring all viewers, the comforting voiceover: 'If you have been affected or are worried about issues raised...please call The Environment Agency...'
They open on Bank Holiday then?