Tonight I have had to 'hide' my 'advert'....for my own sanity.
There was a photo, yes...but...not rude. Sexy, discreet...unable to identify...but...a photo...
Tonight...216 messages in my Inbox.
Tonight...desperate for some order, peace, sense...
Therefore, I hid it.

And...you won't believe this bit...I put my ad on one site...but I've had replies from chaps quoting 4 other sites!!!! Seriously, this has worried me with loads of 'What if's,'

Still not paid a penny...and girls...and boys too...get the diction right; get the photo right and you won't need to!
So 216 messages on the 'Old Favourites, Where I met Darcy' site'
And then, there's the....'other' site. The absolutely naughty consenting and sharing site...yep, told you it was untrodden ground, and, well...the quality of the replies, it will remain to be so!!! Hidden myself on there too for now....because...I embedded an email address in my profile...and I've been inundated again...but honestly, it's so trash.
I don't have the bloody time!

However...a glimmer...

Out of 300 + messages in the last 72 hours...two have caught my eye; verbally; linguistically; intelligently; passionately...not even a photo!!! But I know it will be okay.

And one...
Only one...was bold enough, dynamic enough to hold my interest...

No car fuck...
No lay-by fuck...
No outdoor extravaganza fuck...
Daren't even tell you the other offers!!!

Good old fashioned comfortable, yet lovely 'hotel fuck.'
Quality hotel...
Absolutely stipulated it!!! (He did...no prompting).

Text tonight: 'Hang on...just avoiding being shot at...'

Clearly a military operation next Thursday evening...

Must pop to the salon...pussy on parade!