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Pussy On Parade.
by Prettyintelligentprincess @ 2008-05-09 - 01:12:52

Tonight I have had to 'hide' my 'advert'....for my own sanity.
There was a photo, yes...but...not rude. Sexy, discreet...unable to identify...but...a photo...
Tonight...216 messages in my Inbox.
Tonight...desperate for some order, peace, sense...
Therefore, I hid it.

And...you won't believe this bit...I put my ad on one site...but I've had replies from chaps quoting 4 other sites!!!! Seriously, this has worried me with loads of 'What if's,'

Still not paid a penny...and girls...and boys too...get the diction right; get the photo right and you won't need to!
So 216 messages on the 'Old Favourites, Where I met Darcy' site'
And then, there's the....'other' site. The absolutely naughty consenting and sharing site...yep, told you it was untrodden ground, and, well...the quality of the replies, it will remain to be so!!! Hidden myself on there too for now....because...I embedded an email address in my profile...and I've been inundated again...but honestly, it's so trash.
I don't have the bloody time!

However...a glimmer...

Out of 300 + messages in the last 72 hours...two have caught my eye; verbally; linguistically; intelligently; passionately...not even a photo!!! But I know it will be okay.

And one...
Only one...was bold enough, dynamic enough to hold my interest...

No car fuck...
No lay-by fuck...
No outdoor extravaganza fuck...
Daren't even tell you the other offers!!!

Good old fashioned comfortable, yet lovely 'hotel fuck.'
Quality hotel...
Absolutely stipulated it!!! (He did...no prompting).

Text tonight: 'Hang on...just avoiding being shot at...'

Clearly a military operation next Thursday evening...

Must pop to the salon...pussy on parade!

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EsspeeEsspee pro
2008-05-09 @ 01:29

Salon?????
I shave my head myself and that involves using mirrors for the bits I cant see.
How do I put this????
Why go to a fooking SALON???
Go shave/trim/perm/straighten/ it yourself! ;) x

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-09 @ 01:31

How do I put this?
You ever waxed your own balls?
x

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EsspeeEsspee pro
2008-05-09 @ 01:39

Shaved 'em for my Vasectomy lol, would waxing been a better option??? Probably cos I was shit scared of slipping and cutting an artery or something ;)

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 11:16

And...it itches like mad when it grows back after shaved...ask any girl! And it's not as smooth...and it is just better...never thought of the perming option...I do have some straighteners tho...
And..once....I did attempt to erm...'straddle' a mirror to do underneath...DIY...
I misjudged the width of the mirror...
Use your imagination!

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davijdavij pro
2008-05-09 @ 05:23

...landing strip..oops!

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 11:13

Yes the landing strip is a cool option!!!! Sexy too!

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lledeblledeb [Member]
2008-05-09 @ 13:07

OooW! waxing sounds painfull.....My wife shaves, and allways moans that i am hairy all over, especialy since she saw a smooth chested Daniel craig come out of the sea in Cassino Royalle....

I told her, 'sweatheart, no amount of waxing is going to turn me into Daniel craig..'

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 11:33

Oh..I hope she gets over her disappointment soon!!!

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sexymfsexymf pro
2008-05-09 @ 15:25

1 in 300...that's probably a reasonable return. Although it does suggest that 99.9% of men are arses...personally I'd have thought the figure was closer to 99.8%.

Have a thoroughly good Thursday!

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 12:02

Numbers....they were never my thing!
Thank you...about Thursday....

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slave2Victoriaslave2Victoria [Member]
2008-05-09 @ 15:40

dear Pip xx:

well...."young, dumb and full of cum (porn Queen)", has already been coined. "two out of three ain't bad (meatloaf)", and You certainly aren't dumb. 300 stallions on a rampage with a back up supply of 216, just itching to be next. "looking for a few good pussies(u.s.a. uncle sam)" ok it really is men, but there are no good men out there....hummm !!! there is the ol' stand by...."flat tail beaver, or split tail beaver (memories of my youthful days). i know....."here clitty, clitty, clitty (male pig slave norma jean) meow.

whatever Your delight be, do it with clarity. do it with class, but do make sure to "do it". all You can do, is all You can do, and all You can do, is enough.

such a lucky sod to be lapping up milk from Your bowl indeed !!!

Madame Victoria Marx Owned Property and Your friend,

slave norma jean (norm957@gmail.com)

(view my clips at: www.youtube.com/slavenormajean)
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(view my Owner at: www.bdsm-life.com/SadistVictoria)

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 11:36

ERmmm thanks.....
but not really expecting tha stallion type!

Doing all I can do....
Pip x

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sportamericanisportamericani [Member]
2008-05-09 @ 22:27

good...shave
www.sportamericani.it

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 11:40

No..bad...shave

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kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
2008-05-10 @ 12:04

can't wait to read next friday's post!

xx

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PrettyintelligentprincessPrettyintelligentprincess [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 12:28

You naughty devil! x

Get those royal sheets ready...

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