Rather a while ago...like...a year ish...maybe a little more...before the realms of G-inc I think, I met someone...let's call him Mersey...slight accent...who was, well he still is, a lovely bloke. We've not seen each other for a long while, not since early last summer but he's been in touch at times to catch up, to see how I am and to tell me about his new baby...
I'm probably guilty of messing him around a bit actually, as I arranged to meet a couple of times but backed out...
However, he's good to chat with and we have a few career things in common as well as the non-sex..or rare-sex issue with our respective spouses which we've also discussed at length.
That's it.
But...he texted today...first time I've heard from him in ages and I know he's going for a new job and wondered if he'd been successful, but... his wife has found a phone with some of our saucy messages on it from last year!
Then he rings...leaves a voicemail: he's been seeing someone else, BUT his wife now believes the other woman's number is also MINE!!! (This is Mersey's damage limitation I reckon. Best have one woman with two numbers, than two women with a number each, so cheers for that!)
Warning me of any possible death threats etc, he's clearly completely in the poo...
I told him to talk to her ages ago. She actually appears to want less sex than my husband and we once joked they should get together! It's a shame,he was such an eager bed buddy and was literally only warming up after his second orgasm...he's a walking sex machine.
But there was not enough of the 'connection' for me to want him as much in return, hence our platonic relationship which is cool as I rarely manage that or desire that after fucking in the woods...

So be warned: delete your sexy texts!!! Yes, even you...

P.S: Right in the middle of a rare, special text from Floyd Fan....I got a call...did I answer? No. Didn't recognise the number, however I researched the area code...oops.
Note to self: must strengthen lock on rabbit hutch tonight after deleting Army Boss sexy texts.