Earlier today, I wandered into a charity shop in a local town with Sportacus and Budding Vet. It's an area we rarely visit, however, BV loves (I don't know why) charity shops...so spotting one she asked if we could pop in. It wasn't all that busy, however I immediately noticed the shop assistant and recognised 'her' as a local character.
She is blonde, around 6 ft 5 with a magnificent boob job.
I smiled and wondered if the children would comment as they are very inquistive and not much is missed by them these days.
Quietly browsing, Sportacus burrowed into the video section looking for any videos that had pictures of swords on the cover! Meanwhile, BV was wandering and remained next to me.
'Wow, she's tall,' she murmured. I held my breath...any moment now...
Nothing, but I gently reminded her that staring at people was rude.
Paying for some video that Sportacus had found, she whirled round facing us all and smiled, 'Oooh thank you darling,'taking the coins from his small hand as he visibly shrunk into my side, gripping my hand. He said absolutely nothing; just stared.
It was hard not to stare at the two large, pert perfect mounds of flesh that presented themselves to us!
Outside, BV could contain herself no longer.
'She looked a bit weird.'
So I took the plunge.
'Darling, when you were born, you were born as a girl.' She looked at me as though I'd just told her the sky was blue.
'Well, somethimes when people are born as a boy or as a girl, they feel very unhappy and want to change when they get older. So, that lady was atually born a boy and has changed into a girl...'
'You mean, like wasps?'
'Pardon?'
'Wasps. They do that.'
'Do they?'
'Oh yes. Actually lots of animals are born as male and then become female later on.'
'Right. Shall we get back to the car now? Erm, how did you know that.'
'Mummy, don't you know anything? I read it...in a book!'
This is the quirkiest moment in a long time...I'm still chuckling over it now!
