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They even use the same phone...I find that so reassuring that he texts me, as does she on the same phone; there is no jealousy or conflict, they are utterly comfortable and very much in love with each other.
Trust.
How lucky they are.
Tonight, for example, I sent a message, assuming it was Mrs Swinger's phone, arranging a place for them to pick me up (no pun intended).
I said I would be dressed rather 'normally'!!! as I have to get out of the house under the pretence of spending an evening with friends, NOT spending the evening with a swinging couple...

'That's okay,' came the reply. 'Mrs Swinger will be putting on an outfit when I come and collect you...'

Crikey, do I feel inadequate!!!

Can he touch me in the car?
Can I touch him?

Or is it no go until we are all a threesome...

Whatever the case, I feel secure and flattered they want me and are looking forward to spending an evening with me.

I awoke this morning and little Sportacus was complaining of a headache...he was burning up actually and I suggested he popped back to bed.
'No Mummy, just give me some medicine.'

I love Calpol.

Off he goes to school and of course I cancel Blue as:

1. My little boy comes first and I really did not expect him to last the day at school and I would not have relaxed properly.

2. In the cold blustery light of a grey day, I still do not feel 100% and snuggling back under the duvet actually appealed more than getting fucked by Blue..(especially when tomorrow night is close by and very appealing too)

So, at 7 30 am I sent my apologies, nice and early i thought...and...it's coming up to 4pm and he hasn't even acknowledged my message.

He may own a large one, but Blue really is a knob...

Well, I have definitely lost a couple more pounds and my boobs are STILL there!

I still have no hairy black tongue...

I still have no voice either come to that!

Medication making me feel nauseous still...

Young son really pushing Frenchie (au pair) to the limit I think. I had to intervene again this morning. If I'd been at work I wonder how things would have panned out. She needs to remain calm in the face of a ranting 6 year old and stick to her guns. She came and apologised just now and we've had a chat about tactics. I have been reassuring as opposed to critical and she is going to try to not get angry in future. She is an intelligent girl and I know she will try and follow the advice; afterall I've known him 6 years and I still find him difficult!

Heard from the couple last night...they are looking forward to Friday evening. My thoughts are wandering to what I should wear, how will I manage to conceal it and will I actually be able to speak!

...just a quick postscript...I read the side effects of these tablets.

Nausea, well okay, pretty usual BUT what about 'Black Hairy Tongue.'I am not kidding!!! What the f**k? Imagine the welcome I could get, come Friday!!!

I am sick to death of this now...have had problems with my voice and finally got antibiotics...it's more than just my voice but don't want to bore you with all the details!

So hopefully, I will start to see a difference and feel a difference...but they are making me feel sick too. Yuk.
And (I'm on a rant now!)..I have to take TWO four Times a day an hour before food or on an empty stomach!..So fitting in an empty stomach that many times a day...

Also, I invariably get thrush with antibiotics (sorry you blokes...but it's not fun being a girl sometimes!)

So...I'm hoping I'm fit and well for Friday..
Oh, didn't I tell you,threesome night...Mr and Mrs Swinger are even providing transport for me!

The couple have invited me over to their place one evening next week, for some fun...a message was sent last night.

They have asked for me ONLY...not me and Blue! MMmmm. Interesting.

Let me check the diary and I'll see what I can do.

Well, finally I got round to it...

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? - Yes

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? - Yes, all of those...I do love the afternoon though as it seems naughtier!

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? - the right when lying down! It's the left if you are standing at the foot of the bed...However..there has been a time when a lover of mine insisted he had to sleep on that side..I didn't mind.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? no

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Both. Lots of water on the floor!!!

6. Do you watch/read pornography? Often. It really turns me on.

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Prefer aggressive to passive but a passionate romp is very satisfying too.

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll? No comment.

9. Would you choose love or money? Love.

10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Spanking, bondage and dirty talk!

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Once. A very long time ago now.

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? A couple of places...but private too.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? In a very small car in a layby...with a lorry parked right next to it...

14. Have you ever been caught having sex? Erm...no! Oh actually...the lorry driver I guess !!

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Yes...well, wine and sex...(blushing)

16. Ever been picked up in a bar? Yes.

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Yes.

18. Had sex in a movie theater? no...NOR IN A CINEMA either!!! Americans!

20. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes but it's not very comfortable.

21. Have you ever had sex at work? A very long time ago...in a hotel with one of the guests!

22. Bought something from an adult store? Oh yes.

23. Do you own any sex toys? yes

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Hopefully not on film! Yes, some naughty pics.

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? No. 'Oh God..' seems to be readily accepted most times!

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? No.

27. What's your favorite sexual position? On my hands and knees, all fours.

28. What's your favorite sex act? Is this the same as above? Bit too explicit for me to answer here I think.

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? in the same room? Yes...I do believe I blogged it!

30. How many bloggers do you think will post this meme this week? Not many as everyone has done it!

Very weary indeed.
Just feel a little under the weather.

Have quite a bit to do too...

Lost the urge to blog for a few days.

4lbs in a week and still counting.

Wonderful...as long as my boobs stay...then I will persevere and enjoy.

As soon as the DD cup begins to crease and fall empty...I stop.

...we got a thing going on...

'I can't open the door next to you,' he said.
'Then keep my door open in your memory,' she said.

Until next time
poetic Jones

she
said.

This time last year I was romping with remarkable gusto in a hotel room...with a particularly nice chap.

He was tall.

I like them tall.

I can't sleep...stress I think. Frustration and over active mind.

I have masturbated every morning for weeks now....

Is something wrong with me?

I want some hard, fun...sexy...hard fun and I am literally gagging for it.

He has not 'fallen out' with me. How fickle he is! But I want him...

He was upset by something I inferred....

I cannot...never ever can be 'unkind' in the sense he suggests.
He knows this.
I have told him again what a sensitive soul I can be...

He is a little poorly this week...

I sense deeply things will become sexily fun and voluptuous again soon...especially with the couple.

I've taken two sleeping tablets and not just one...just those from the chemist, not the doctors...but they do help. Have had no wine this evening and being back at the Building tomorrow stresses me a little..the actual sheer workload stresses me more!

I've had a gentle invitation from the couple I played with the other week, without Blue...I'm determined not to gravitate towards him.

The kitten's asleep in my desk drawer...
I am stretched across the sofa...yawning more frequently now.

I think of the one I used to speak to frequently...of his cat coming in from the rain and how we bantered about shoes and waiters...photos on the mantelpiece...