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To under promise and over deliver... From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (1 hour old)

this is not a saying the people doing the bathroom have heard. It does seem a bit as if everything is against them but then that is not my fault either.  They are getting there and the bathroom is al… more

Time for some ol' Country From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 hour old)

Just a small-town girl 'til she learned to twirl Then she set the world on fire Like a drive-in Cinderella in a Chevy named desire. So leave your teddy bear at the country fair Honey, Hollywood's… more

Lights, camera, action. From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (3 hours old)

There was a time, back in the day, when... read more!… more

Domestic Bliss From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (6 hours old)

I can't wait until I can do it again. I mean, until I can do it again with Jake, meaning really until HE can do it again with ME. His scar is looking much better (although I'd probably want to t… more

Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex" From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (6 hours old)

Yup. A linguistic phenomena from the dark lands of Essex/Dagenham is the insertion of an extra syllable in one syllable words. It drives me nuts! For example: Hair is pronounced "hayer" … more

Missing From trintrin1x in Trinax (7 hours old)

Jade nearly got a skelpit leatherin today,I was sitting in the chapel car park and watching the kids come out the school,Jade comes out a certain door so i was watching for her pink jacket and then i … more

PRICK! From roasted in Roasted (8 hours old)

some pathetic fuckiling has just minced my car!! It's been sitting outside minding it's own business and some cocktrotter and decided it was too wide for their liking and has decided to take one of th… more

God I'm fashionable...look magazine copies Laura! From Laurasummer in LauraSummer09 Blog (9 hours old)

Look Magazine is officially copying me. I read it every week and a lot of the time i find their 'new items of the week' in which they list for most high street shops are items i've already bought or t… more

should have gone to...... From roasted in Roasted (12 hours old)

Does anyone remember Radio rentals? Are they still going? Are specsavers in breach of copyright law? didn't the slogan read... should have gone to... Radio Rentals long before Specsavers? … more

Smelly puss... again From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (12 hours old)

I was going to take a photo of the puss in her nice red collar today but she went out this morning, got in a fight and has lost it.  Worse than that, she stinks, who knows what she has got on her.… more

From roasted in Roasted (13 hours old)

well here I am.. Did anyone miss me?:wave: what nobody?... not even a little bit??? oh... :( I have recently been bogged down by a huge amount of work that is supposed to be boosting my career pr… more

Briefest encounter , the meet From Sexperiment0000 in the first encounter (14 hours old)

I arrived , she was already there she had described her car and whereabouts in the carpark she would be , i parked up next to her car she beckoned me into her car . now some experiences ive had hav… more

The political biscuit From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (14 hours old)

I have abandoned my attempt to become Prime Minister. I never watch X Factor, and have no favourite sweet biscuit. PS Is there a country where these considerations do not figure in the political d… more

Rub it in why don't ya From trintrin1x in Trinax (14 hours old)

It is one of natalies pals 18th birthday today,Natalie just told me she got a car from her parents as one of her presents,It sort of pale's Natalies piddly birthday present into significance,"sigh" It… more

The briefest encounter From Sexperiment0000 in the first encounter (16 hours old)

Just a few weeks ago i was contacted online by a woman who had seen my profile and naughty picture on the adult contact website , we exchanged messages for a while and found out about each other , it… more

The rain has stopped... for now. From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (16 hours old)

At last a blue sky so maybe I will be able able to get out into the garden.  One of the slabs on the path needs a bit of fixing so I hope that they will come back and do that if it does stays dry. Th… more

Pacific Shampoo From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (17 hours old)

I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair And send him on his way. Are you ready boots? These boots are made for walking Wait a minute! That's another song! And walk is what they'll do One o… more

Life Is.. From davij ^Pro in flip (18 hours old)

" Life is not the years you live, but how you live those years." *Regrets, I've had a few, I did it my way..* Okay this doesn't belong here -bye! :roll: *wtf r u drinking?* *redbull… more

As We Sail Into the ... From davij ^Pro in besame! (20 hours old)

*wouldn't be nice to sail in the sunrise into the open sea, swim, drink, eat, make love til the sunset?* *not in canada, you'll have 'hypothermia!* *'just dreamin!* :) Hark now hear the sai… more

Is From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 day old)

there anything we can do about it?… more

Think i will walk thanks From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

On the way to the shopping centre with my sis today, she was driving along quite the thing (like a maniac as usual) but the street she was on was exceptionaly bumpy and i said "For goodness sake" as i… more

Dress sorted for Saturday From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

So it ended up i didn't go into town today as Natalie didn't want to go because it was raining,I met up with my big sis and we went to the big shoping centre near hers,It had a "Topshop" and that is w… more

Karzai SWORN in From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (1 day old)

President Hamid Karzai SWORN in for a further term. " Bast*d Bob Ainsworth MP gimp-masked and encased in a latex bondage bag in a dominatrix brothel dungeon ... being bounced on by two gasmasked … more

Waiting... From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (1 day old)

My day has been spent waiting for the builders to arrive... it did not happen until late afternoon so it was a bit of a wasted day.  However it has been pouring with rain all day so I am not that fuss… more

Down River From soyunperdedor ^Pro in There's no accounting for taste... (1 day old)

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Hitchcock I aint. From joebangles in It's Me. (1 day old)

Maybe I'm not the best film director in the land but I have a lot of fun with, http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/using/digitalphotography/PhotoStory/default.mspx You can even add sound, so, sound on… more

Email notifications gone. From menhir in Bugs (1 day old)

Roughly, since the tags were re-developed, my email notifications of replies and comments to posts has been disrupted - I do not get any! I have checked my profile several times, even re-entered the … more

CAN ANYONE HELP PLEASE. From menhir in MY Word (1 day old)

Can anybody help with a problem I do not seem to be able to resolve, p.l.e.a.s.e. I used to receive email notifications of comments and replies to posts. This stopped working or happening, about t… more

The Drive From Middleagedbloke ^Pro in Middleagedbloke (1 day old)

Well I did it, drove from Benalmadena to Almuñecar! Phew. Put off my departure until after half one as it had rained overnight and I wanted nice sunny conditions for the trip, I am a nervous driver… more

I like winter when . . . . From Sexperiment0000 in the first encounter (1 day old)

I work outdoors in my line of work , in all weathers ! summertime is great ! but winter is not so good , ''i like winter when'' . . . ) im sat at home in front of the fire with a hot drink watching… more